No Beer for you!
Thursday, February 21st, 2008, 12:13 am
So, Trinity doesn’t let us consume alcoholic beverages on campus. This is a source of severe angst amongst many of the students. So before we go petition the powers-that-be (-dissin-on-our-beer), we had to get our facts straight.
I found some good quotes about beer to take with us, including:
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
- Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer. Homer Simpson
- If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. David Daye
- Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink. Whitstran Brewery sign
There’s lots of good other ones, too, at this page I found on Beer Quotes. Enjoy!
Proverbs 31:6-7
Give beer to those who are perishing (that’s all of humanity), wine to those who are in anguish (that’s most Trinity students); let them drink and forget their poverty (that’s Trinity Students!) and remember their misery (Greek and Hebrew, anyone?) no more.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I love the Homer Quote. When we come up next month we will have to help you forget your poverty misery.